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Who said Johnson was a liberal, though?

A feint is a fake-out, i.e. when you move as if you're going to attack from one direction, but then attack from a different one. Makes sense to me here; Baywatch fakes you out and makes you momentarily think it's headed toward satire, but then does something else.

That's PCP. Angel dust. Sherman Helmsley. Love Boat. Ashy Larry.

Seth's character is "talks through his nose."

Remember when he made that joke where he sang "bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran"? It's funny because he's talking about starting a war!

Froggy the Frog is either the worst or best name for a cartoon frog I've ever heard.

He likes to keep his fire engine clean. It's a clean machine.

Vizio? Jeez, that's rich people stuff. I'm rollin' with a SCEPTRE.

No mole! No mole! You're the mole.

Death WISH 3.

You have a good point there, and it's a shame.

I understand the larger point you're trying to make, but the news media here did report on it. These attacks are happening with such regularity now that it's hard to cover each of them as the tragedies they are. Since they aren't news anchors, Colbert and Noah are not really in a position to comment on every one.

But bustin' makes 'em feel good!

Why should you keep a package of Hormel Black Label Bacon at home?

FUCKS GIVEN
Cold: 0
Hot: 0
Lukewarm: 0

Steak & Shake has the tiny shoestring fries, too. Must be a Midwest thing (along with smushed burgers). I like them both but the fries are a bit of a pain in the ass.

I'm interested in them in theory (I still like industrial) but find their music kind of boring.

For grandiose, sprawling, guitar-god solos, the one Richie Blackmore played in Rainbow's "Stargazer" is hard to beat.

Musa (also known as "The Warrior") is pretty dang good.