Uncouth foreigner is uncouth.

That's too bad; Andy Lau's usually pretty great.

AW, HELL NAW

That goddamn gamma poodle.

The director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven is fantastic. It's one of Scott's best movies and nobody knows it.

It's cool to dump on Gladiator now, but it really was much better than anyone had any reason to believe it would be.

The only thing I remember is the "it's my duty to please that booty" line. It wasn't a good line.

I can understand the decision not to focus the Marvel or DC movies for the remainder of the article series, but yeah, it's a bit of a stretch.

Rumble hit me at the same age, and I followed the same path. I wasn't exactly a wuxia expert when Crouching came out, but I was prepared (and so were a lot of other people my age).

Since I was a kid, I have awoken with the stage select music from the Sega Genesis shooter game Thunder Force III playing in my head more times than I count. https://youtu.be/DQ8BAjaREtc

He gets shot in the arm, then punches Iraq with the same arm

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"What's a leppo?"

Even the basic concept of Emperor of the North is great. Train conductor has a rep for fucking up hobos. Hobo who wants to prove he's the best hobo of all decides to ride killer conductor's train. I say again: it's great.

My wife, who generally cannot handle "deep nerd shit" like MST3K, watched part of Avalanche with me and didn't totally hate it (though she didn't laugh much). The main thing that bugged her, she said, was that "their voices sound the same" and I can't entirely disagree with her there. Particularly when Jonah or one of…

Thankfully, no: Mario Kart game is motion only.

The Japanese claimed they were liberating Asia and bringing about "the end of white supremacy and freedom for the other oppressed races" in WWII.

I just finished The Beast of Hollow Mountain and could barely get through it, but the skit with the bots doing a mummer's dance was amazing… and I usually hate MST3K skits. Bizarre, frightening, and hilarious.

Yep, that Starcrash title is really nice.

WWE supposedly either finalized or are about to finalize a deal with Impact that lets them use and/or own the Broken gimmick in exchange for some money.