"What the hell did I do? Rigged the election, of course."

The combination of Tea Leoni (who I used to have a thing for) and KMFDM (who I also used to have a thing for) are the only things I remember about this movie.

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw…

It's a less functional smartphone.

KILL YOU
YOU ARE DEAD, HAHAHAHA

Oh hey, Dikachu likes industrial.

I thought he meant "Sugar Walls"

That's his real hair. It's not a toupee, it's a monstrous combover.

OH I'M JUST GETTIN' STARTED

According to the article, he's Finnish.

Skunkgirl.

Jesus.

Good news: Woke as Hell will be retired.

Supposedly Hugo Weaving hated doing it and/or was a dick about it. I dunno.

Netflix? Via the mail? I think you're talking about Qwikster.

For whatever reason, as a kid I got The Day After and Maureen McGovern's "The Morning After" mixed up, and was convinced that the song was about nuclear war.

I don't think the Republicans have any real reason to rush kicking Trump to the curb. I wouldn't be surprised if the military and/or intelligence communities force him out with a coup if Congress won't do it.

I liked The Weatherman, dammit.

"Military coup" is still where I see things heading, since I doubt the Republicans will turn on Trump.

1. I rip when I rhyme
2. I rhyme when I rip