Probably Hulk Hogan BROTHER

Seeing a lot of people getting very upset about Goldberg beating Brock, because that supposedly means that all the people that Brock beat were weaker than Goldberg or something. I'm not one to defend poor booking, but this particular line of criticism doesn't make much sense to me. Not only has pro wrestling never…

What little I know about football, I learned from playing Tecmo Bowl.

Is James Hetfield still The Table?

"Scott Steiner: a man from Bay City, Michigan, who talks like a southern redneck." — Kevin Nash

I love that burn about Hamilton being made for people who think Harry Potter is literature. (kisses fingers)

B-but Road House takes place in Missouri!

Flour tortillas, without a damn thing on them, microwaved for 15 seconds.

I definitely feel like he wasn't trying very hard through the entire movie. Obviously, I'm in the minority, since most reviewers seemed to like the movie and his performance.

This sucks, but can we talk about Benethorct Crumberbumm's accent in that movie for a second? Like, is Doctor Strange supposed to have a cold for the entire film?

FOLLOW THE TACO TRUCK

I'm waiting for tacos to fly out of the mouths of the people in that header image.

Yeeeahhhh, I 'memba! 'Memba the Kromaggs? 'Memba Rembrandt Brown, the Crying Man? 'Memba Kari Wuhrer?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Undertaker kind of sucks, especially if he talks.

I see that it's not in those weird lava lamp bottles anymore, which is a travesty.

IT'SH A DELIVERY SHYSHTEM FOR YOUR SHERUM
BITE DOWN ON THE MOUTHGUARD, DELIVERY'SH INSHTANTANEOUSH

I stand corrected. At any rate, it's not available nationwide.

It's because it's not available anywhere outside of the Chesapeake area.

It doesn't.