Those corn muffins were lousy.

He has Batman powers (is better than you at everything, has whatever gadgets the story needs, and is also super-rich), plus he has enhanced senses, stamina, and strength and stuff.

ONO IDEA
IN 2001
RESURRECT JOHN ON PLANET JUPITER

The Hunters are everywhere, man! They could be your accountant!

I like the Klingon prospector guy, though.

Other than that, the movie's logic is airtight.

…and fuck them at school! ALL, I, KNOW, is that there were rumors he was into field hockey players. There were rumors…

Obviously, you've never seen Cobra. Stallone eats pizza frozen, with scissors.

True. At least he isn't the central protagonist (that's John Boyega).

I remember watching Carman videos when flipping channels back in the 90s. They were hilarious. He was… I dunno, a white Christian rapper (?) that looked like somebody's real estate agent. I definitely don't remember him singing.

Man, Hunnam sucked in that movie. And everything else I've seen him in.

What's RBF?

Can Kwak Light be far behind?

Whoa, is this thing in widescreen? I had been led to believe the movie was created in the old "TV" aspect ratio, even though it was a theatrical release. Was I lied to?

True. It's not a drink.

I thought all UK game shows had awful prizes. I remember seeing one when I briefly lived there as a kid where a toaster was the big prize.

Season's greetings for our souls
Yummy Fruity Pebbles in our bowls
Uh-oh, here comes you-know-who
Yabba dabba fruity-licious doo
Ho-huh-ho I'm huh-huh-hungry
BARNEY MY PEBBLES
Ah ah ah! 'Tis the season to be sharing, Fred!
Oh, all right. Merry Christmas, pal.

There are a great number of "oldies" that I only know as bastardized jingles.

First draft writing, perhaps?

Georgia Mud Fudge is still on the menu where I live. Also, it's better than the rest of the stuff on here.