It's the best-looking animated film ever made, so I'd hesitate to call it "a shit movie." I did admit that it's pretty incoherent in terms of story.

Spoken like a man that never read the comic. But yeah, the movie is hard to follow.

NO YOU ARE WRONG AND YOU SHOULD BE SCARED

What about Kenny Rogers Roasters? Does it live on, somewhere (other than Asia, without Kenny's name)?

I wish you well, Internet, in that I don't wish you any particular harm.

He didn't say Sudoku. He said Siduko.

BROTHA NEE-RO!!!!

No, sitting within six cans.

There was a weird, brief moment there in WCW where he was a heel but Sting couldn't figure it out, and he was hilarious.

I'd be surprised if either of them returned. It's not impossible, but I would definitely be surprised.

He claims to have wanted to turn heel multiple times, but is apparently not allowed to because he's the PR face of the company. I would not be surprised if that was bullshit.

He's going to be done with the suspension before Battleground. They supposedly knew he failed before MitB, and possibly booked him to lose clean as punishment. Still, the fact that they (apparently) planned the punishment to allow him to return in time for the PPV would say volumes about how much WWE thinks people…

He's not funny like Luger was (sometimes), though.

"Odds are any person reading this article in a work cubicle is currently sitting within no less than six burbling, sweating cans of LaCroix."

How does one sit within six cans?

LaCroix! LaCroix! Grown-ass Man-itoba!
https://youtu.be/Ga9UPYNfpqM

Maybe? I have no idea.

No love for the Mexican wrestler Tarzan Boy? That's harsh.

They generally do a pretty good job with Mexican stuff. Their salsa is okay, and they carry stuff like masa, cotija cheese, queso blanco, mole, chorizo… if you want to make decent Mexican food they've got pretty much everything you need.

The Taco Bell I'm talking about is solely a Taco Bell, so…