Knowing WWE, I'm surprised it's not Tha Klluupb

"We know who that is!"

The best I've seen anybody be able to say about Dean Ambrose is that he's "interesting" on the mic. Damning with faint praise.

Pretty sure Kyle's a woman. They call her "she" in the introduction. Maybe it's pronounced "Kylie".

You see?! Ar wants your children!

In my village of Emur, the tar was a test of strength. Let's hope the Juns fail this test.

They could be Yeti that crossed over the land bridge during its most recent… no, no, that's bullshit, sorry, never mind.

No, that was the Scoleri Brothers.

DRAKE WEEK ON AV CLUB

I probably got part of it wrong too. If we work together we can do this thing!

"I was into these dudes before anyone. Wanted me to be their manager. I called BULLSHIT on that."

"I'm talkin' 'bout Vigo, the master of ee-vo — try to mess with my boys? That's not lee-go."

They don't do plate transfers at dealerships in Massachusetts?

This is the guy with the hats from 30 Rock, right?

"You like music? Well you gonna LOVE this."

For a second I thought it was Tobe Hooper zomg looool j/k kthx bai

It… could… WORRRRK

"Get the gun… get the gun… shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot."

Complete with Jughead "crown" hat, I hope.

Rumors of a remake of The Warriors have been floating around for years, but I haven't heard anything lately. Most recent version I heard had transplanted it to London, which I thought at least might have been interesting.