Pardu the HOLY MAN, not "Paladin". Are you even a real Mazes & Monsters fan?

He can be two things.

I liked Robinson's run on Cable. Probably the first time the character was worth a damn. Also, Ladronn's artwork was a revelation at the time. Pity he couldn't keep up a regular schedule.

"…watching my turds float away"
Perhaps I can interest you in some Blowfly?
https://youtu.be/TzHurQoBMM0

Nobody plays Florida. But hey, I get it. We're only the third most populous state in the fucking country.

Sure… I GUESS.

NO KATY MIXON NO PEACE

So does the name have a hyphen or not? It's all over the Newswire article, but the photo lacks a hyphen.

practical fx ftw

He turns into fire, which is lighter than air or something and can therefore fly. Or something. They've tried explaining it a couple of ways, but yeah, fire and flying are his powers in the comics. Rabin's references to super-speed in both the Story and Trank films are confusing.

YouTube is the devil
Hetfield is the table

How the fuck do we 'sposed to keep peace?

Duct tape, not "duck-tape".

From Outer Space!

I'm impressed this guy snuck in a shout-out to Skinny Puppy.

Don't worry. I've never considered anything that didn't happen on-screen in the movies "official" and it's served me well so far.

No love for Dio-era Sabbath? Damn.

Delp died.

The Final Cut was apparently a Waters solo album for all intents and purposes; Gilmour had huge problems with it, saying that most of the songs were stuff that got cut from The Wall for not being good enough and phoned it in.

The Martin-era albums definitely had that 80s production sheen but weren't all bad. Headless Cross has some good tracks on it, in particular. "When Death Calls" is pretty cool.