Ladies and gentlemen we are now offended by roads. End of days

If only we could be more like ISIS.  

Shame it didnt fall on the protesters. I use the term protester lightly seeing as we all know they are just hired vandal thugs. Keep mimicking ISIS though. Whats next? beheadings?

If we could only be more like Venezuela. That would be swell. Ignorance is a disease. 

Basically if Gawker hates it then it’s probably good.  

I sell cars and Santander is one of our lenders. Its important to get subprime customers to understand that a $10,000 car with less than 80k, and less than 5 years old is the way to go. Put as much as you can down and explain to them simple interest. I make money selling cars so it benefits me to help them find a…

Hey, Montreal Expos what do you think of the atrocities committed during the Mongol Conquest? Talk about your fake news. Looking for something out of nothing. Who cares what the Lightning think about it? If you do then you really need to find something better to do with your time.

Its shame we couldn’t be more like East Germany was. Thats the way to go. We could get on a 10 year waiting list to buy a car like the Trabant. Damn you free market.

He drove a 308 GTS

The difference is is that no matter how good a WNBA player is she will never start an NBA game. Why not use the series to showcase your skills and get a call to drive Indy, IMSA, FormulaE or whatever. I guarantee there are plenty of talented female drivers who have no outlet at all to showcase their skills. With the…

The right choice was made. Finally good news for Washington sports fans. Washington Wizards? Really? No one has a problem with the Pirates? Do you realize what real pirates do? Or the Bears? I mean a bear just killed someone in Alaska? Or the Hurricanes? How many people have died in hurricanes? When will it end?

The real Conn Smythe winner

You spelled HE wrong.

All the whining Mr Glass Crosby does about headshots and concussions meanwhile this..

Colin Kaepernick beat himself and now a NFL team has to pick him up, not because of his skill but because if they don’t they’re “racist”. He is garbage and I hope arena football teams pass him up.

It’s really really simple. If you are born with dude parts, play men’s division. If are born with girl parts, play women’s division. Why make it so difficult. If I decide to “identify” as a bird it doesn’t mean I can fly.

Absolutely nothing wrong with it. 

Common sense won

Just don’t touch Mr Glass Cindy Crosby or it’s an automatic 4:00 penalty for giving Pierre McGuire’s man crush a boo boo.