So the military-industrial complex will suffer at the expense of me getting really good health-care? Sign me the fuck up!

Okay, I’ll join in the revolt for just one comment, for the sake of solidarity: How does this relate to women’s issues? Jezebel, please stay in your lane.

I know ... and ain’t that the shit. Her momma was Puerto Rican and taught special needs children. Daddy was an Irish immigrant that joined Army to help get his citizenship and both were into SanFran civics.

My favorite Republican humiliation from last night

This guy is such a child. He’s just showing off his toys. “Here’s my bow and here’s my girlfriend and her boobs.”

Yah. If only he was Hunter Biden and had a rich dad who he could mooch off of.

Technically it’s a compound bow, not a crossbow. This is laziness incarnate: he probably had all that shit from “hunting”, which is something he likes to pretend to do. This is like a kid who dressed up as “boy scout” because he had the uniform already.

Remember a couple Halloweens ago when he misunderstood the concept of socialism re: his kids’ candy?

Go to twitter, you will find plenty of former GMG contributors and their response to the current DS situation.

I won’t miss their beer.

Cream of Pete 🤷🏾‍♀️

Yep, the union sure did alot to help the staff of deadspin. Laura Wags is over at barstool begging for a job as Portnoy sings these are the times to remember at her.

Even Pete’s “costume” is boring. Damn. He’s a 30-something with the sensibilities of someone born in the 1930's.  In other words, he’s a Hoosier through and through.

We’re really already there. This isn’t highway entrance ramp fun anymore; this is “do you want warp 9, or warp 9.5, when you slam on the brakes to not meet the corolla already on the highway”.

My butt dyno is nowhere near finely tuned enough to distinguish between two cars so close in performance at that level. So who fucking cares? The dick waving really needs to just stop, both cars are completely stupidly fast.

Don’t worry:

I am truly enjoying reading this sports blog.

Gaaaaaaawd

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