I’d say 35% Dick, 63% tongue, and 2% brain. I think a lot of women can put up with a lot of stupid, if you’re cumming 3 times a day.

So he’s your typical Trump voter, a white guy with money who talks a big game, but would fold in an instant if you so much as looked at him with any intent. “SOMEONE NOTICED MY TWEET?! DELETE MY ENTIRE ACCOUNT!” is a pussy ass bitch move just like his hero, president pussy ass bitch.

Being a HURR BASEBALL MAN, he holds the Constitution’s unwritten rules in higher regard than the written ones.

Thank you for your service. 

Why did I click on that video? Even jumping straight to the eight minute mark I could almost feel my IQ dropping as the video played. Here’s the eyeball shot so you don’t have to suffer the same fate.

Its scary how they’re eating out of the hands of Vladimir the impaler.

But I bet he’s a true patriot who defends the Constitution. (If only he had any idea what it says.)

Disparaging reference to “Capital Hill” - are we sure this guy's not a marxist?

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

Sorry, there’s no way you can justify rooting for the umpires after this.

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

Here’s a reenactment of her “speaking truth to power”

In the words of Quentin Tarrantino:

oooh, that’s a B-I-N-G-O ... try as she might to not admit to that little fact

““I don’t regret enforcing the law, because I took an oath to do that,” Nielsen said, according to CNN.”

She doesn’t deserve a moment of peace until every one of those families are reunited. Ever

“There were a lot of things that, there were those in the administration who thought that we should do, and just as I spoke truth to power from the very beginning, it became clear that saying no, and refusing to do it myself was not going to be enough, so it was time for me to offer my resignation,” Nielsen told…

She doesn’t deserve a moment of peace until every one of those families are reunited.