Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

Tough but fair. 

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

Or maybe they watched some John Oliver and realized that Morey, that dope, had traded Marquese Chriss! Dude is 6'10" with a 7' wingspan who plays above the rim!

The Chinese are a bunch of bloodsuckers, so they assumed Adam Silver was on their side.

i have not thought through the monetary repercussions of my action

“Always remember, hockey is not about winning, it’s always about fun.”

+X number of times until you comply.

LeBron James: [no look] “Pass.”

I hear it’s part of the Uighur re-education curriculum in Xinjiang.

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

I know this is meant as an intellectually dishonest defense of Tesla, but I think your understanding of the relationship between flash and SSD’s is misinformed.

The hardware engineer, product manager, NPI manager, and everyone up the chain responsible for reviewing MTBF here should be ceremonially hung upside down naked, covered in honey, and set upon by a colony of fire ants.*

30 minutes? What am I meant to do for the other 25 minutes?

Outside, in front of other people, accompanied by insults and insinuations. Yeah, not a ‘search’.  Dominance display. Assault.

Not at all. He seems like someone who has taken on this cause because of the effects abuse caused on his sister.  Also, hearing his interview with Jon Lovett made me feel he has a very boring personal life.

Can someone please explain to me why they are doing this? What about Sanders are they getting behind? I don’t understand why the Dems aren’t full on embracing Warren, who is *clearly* the best candidate.

As a fellow ginger, I want to nom nom those fat baby hands. 

but if I recall correctly, ginger-ism is deeply frowned upon across the pond. I’m not sure why that’s the deal