I got called a centrist for saying I supported Warren over Bernie. There’s no reasoning with children.

I have two. They’re very long. One is a sequel of the other. Please enjoy, and review if you wouldn’t mind. :)

Don’t take it personnel 

WHY ISN’T THERE AN OPTION TO FLAG A COMMENT FOR RANK STUPIDITY?

I had the uncomfortable experience of having a woman masturbate in front of me before. It was at the height of David Tennant’s tenure as the titular Doctor on Doctor Who. I just happened to bear a more than passing resemblance to the man and I cosplayed at a convention. I got plenty of hugs and pictures taken but when…

This is unfair to Jane Goodall.

I need a loop of all the times May Rudolph says “Bubble Bath”. Oh, wait, Netflix sorta has me covered there:

But Biden’s whitesplained reason for working at a segregated swimming pool to learn about black people might be the most disconcerting part of this story.

I think you meant to just say, “Elizabeth Warren was previously not Bernie, and is therefore insufficiently Bernie for the Bernie crowd”. The bar that’s set among some of them is pretty much impossible to reach.

The Working Families Party has endorsed Elizabeth Warren for president

I don’t think this article is arguing one way or the other. The takeaway that I had is the entire discussion around this matter is seen almost exclusively through the male gaze, which shapes the discussion and decisions that follow.

I’m shocked this post wasn’t relegated to the grays for all eternity.

Dummy. Everyone knows the only way to stop Romelu Lukaku is to hire Jose Mourinho to coach him.

I found Homecoming too self centered and wrapped up in this godly, perfect, non critical image of Beyonce. If you aren’t a hardcore Bey fan is pretty unswallowable.

Great, now I have to jerk off.

Though you do not need to be Republican to commit sexual assault, sexual assault without consequences is becoming very “on brand” for Republicans.

These guys fight with the skill and grace of three sleepy manatee trying to fuck a beach ball.

These combatants are also well versed in the classic flanking maneuver. By which I mean maneuvering around despite consuming 6 flank steaks per week.

Chief Wigwam couldn’t hurdle a single row let alone break up a beer fight. Blue seats matter.

Clearly the downfall of the local police didn’t help matters much...