I don't get doxxers. Why waste your time with small fish like porn stars or actors in a shitty remake? Why not go after the President? It can't be that hard. His Twitter password is probably something like "trump123" or "ivankasahottie69".

You’re such a bad faith piece of shit. Do you honestly think people being criticized is “silencing” them? Or is it more likely that you find any criticism of “anti-PC” behavior (in other words, racist, bigoted bullshit) as intolerable and you believe you should be free from consequences of your backwards ass views?

That’s the thing that confuses the hell out of me with his recent specials, you look at his old material it was all punching up and it was fantastic. Now his specials keep focusing on punching down and all it does is make him look like a jackass (which he clearly isn’t as the charity show he did last week was by all…

Funny how when you punch down, you attract other people with a history of punching down.

Let me get this right. This fucking guy decided to shoot people that weren’t Larry Nassar?

+1 in before pedant lawyers explain the fun out of this joke

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

Yesterday the guy at the counter at the little bitty liquor store I sometimes go to, and always joke around with when he’s there, complimented me on my dress. Then he stopped and said, “I’m sorry, I’m probably not supposed to say stuff like that.” I replied, “Of course you can! Everyone loves a good compliment. What…

And this is why I have my 3 year old son help with the laundry, unloading the dishwasher, and washing windows, because I refuse to raise another generation of men who are incapable of doing housework without being asked (shakes fist angrily at mother-in-law).

Someone on twitter said the last 3 years have been the longest 10 years of their life.  It’s totally accurate

So I guess I’m the only one feeling nostalgic after that little girl in the photo is old enough to enroll in college. And that it’s been three years since we’ve had a sane/non-senile/not-a-total-unrepentant-dick president.

And that retirement’s name? Albert Einstein.

I can see it now. Colts sign Kaepernick and Lloyd. They both kneel for the anthem. Then, their job being done, they retire at halftime.

if you can’t hit a HR in a HR Derby, you probably aren’t doing it in a game....

I mean, the NFL doesn’t think they can. Remember a few years ago when a kicker/punter actually tackled a guy and hte NFL hit him with a “random” PED test?

So are we just conceding that tackling is not a skill we require in kickers?

I want to live in the world where Carli Lloyd, in uniform, takes a knee during the anthem of a Colts-Falcons game, and a stadium full of 60,000 NFL fans suffer simultaneous brain aneurysms.

Damn shame about the Bury Boys, amirite?

And nary a mention of VAR or MLS.

Wait. A well researched and well written article about soccer that’s also concise? I’m very confused.