Piers is seldom not the biggest cunt of the day.

You mean the correct call after an US defensive player semi-accidentally fouled an English player who was just about to score?

The biggest cunt today is Piers Morgan. He said Alex Morgan's tea-sipping celebration was "bordering on a declaration of war". Way to keep a stiff upper lip, dude.

To be fair, Phil Neville has had to spend his entire life not being Gary Neville and also live with the fact that his father’s name is astonishingly somehow Neville Neville.

VAR giveth and VAR taketh away — but Alyssa Naeher will haunt your dreams and Alex Morgan will sip tea over your grave. 

Deadspin offices must have been in a state of complete confusion when VAR took the tying goal for England off the board.

I haven’t rooted for an England loss this hard since Paul Revere rode his Harley down Beacon Street but fuck yes, this game rocked and thank you Jill Ellis for finally having the nuts to make a good change with Horan and Press.

VAR disallowing a goal, then giving England a penalty they miss, has to be the most England way of losing this match.

Oh boy, yet another heated conversation about lane-splitting...

+1812

Just don’t try to split a car.

Isn’t Dunn playing out of position?

If England is upset, they can come over here and burn down the White House again. 

I mean why shouldn’t a gossip columnist shit on an actual journalist who has been on the front lines of Iraq and Afghanistan reporting along with tragedies such as the Pulse Shooting, the Haitian Earthquakes and the devastation in Puerto Rico? Along with being a Peabody, Emmy and Cronkite award recipient?

Is this where we’re at now? Shitting on seemingly decent people because they happen to have lots of money? Because losing a parent isn’t hard or emotional when you have money...amirite?!

They should hang it in their old building, right before they demolish it.

At that price, I’m taking a trip over to my local credit union to get pre-approved right away! NP!!!

(sound of crickets)

Yeah, dude made up 6s on LeClerc in about as many laps. LeClerc was not going to win that one, bump or not. It was a dick move, though. Not like Verstappen is not a dick.