hahaha no you can’t

If she doesn’t like how the movie depicted her, she’s gonna hate history books.

“Atkinson said he does not regularly use the N-word.”

Atkinson told the Chronicle he had no issues with having a black person on his crew if he could find a good one.

Never forget their sacrifice

AND I’D SURELY STAND UP! NEXT TO YOU AND SAVE ON MY NEXT RENTAL.

My favorite part was when he had to hitch up his shorts after getting up, a true fat guy move.

...windmill-like right hands...

This is an inspiration to anyone who thought they couldn’t finish that last donut. YES YOU CAN!

Learn your craft kids, skill beats physique.

Tell you what big guy, read further. You covered instances when the arm is in what is called a “natural position.” UEFA made crystal clear this year that an arm held in an “unnatural position” will be penalized.

Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha. . . oh wait, you seriously believe that?

As an immigrant, myself, allow me to explain some of the terms Donald throws around:

“Do they never pick up a book?”

Don’t forget Right to Work. 

The fuckstains had complete control of the state government for 8 years and didn’t do a thing to improve the roads.

Those are rookie numbers. 

The sad part is that, as a native Michigander, I can honestly say this is the by far best idea of any kind anyone in the state government has come up with in decades.

But I can tell you that I thought someone else on the Jalopnik staff was writing about it.