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And probably, “This is my wife and how I deal with her is none of your concern.”

I’m sure the Arizona Cardinals will be offering him a position any day now.

We regret to inform you that CowShit Man is racist.

If that’s the case, I’m sure his middle name also starts with a “K”.

Man’s twitter account shows him to be a trump supporter so...

Because if a woman accuses you of being creepy when she was barely out of childhood, the go to is to double down and insist that you almost certainly fucked. What a creep.

My girlfriend has a name for those dudes. SNAGs. Sensitive New Age Guys. They’re always more outraged about someone eating a steak than women being sexually assaulted.

Every american girl who starts her period should get a box of pads, a copy of “Our bodies, ourselves”, some chocolate, morning after pills and mifepristone & misoprostol

Yes, and sleeping in a dorm room at 33? That’s another level. 

Guys like him are just a creepy as the overly aggressive frat bros.

Moby was one of those artists I was embarrassed to listen to even though I liked a few of his songs. He seems like the guy to be all “I like yoga, wear glasses, am vegan and into transcendental meditation. I’m safe! Now fuck me.” Guys like him are just a creepy as the overly aggressive frat bros.

Yeah, like, aren’t Lana and her entire family the first ones whose heads get the heave-ho in any revolution?

Holy shit, 33 and 18? Like, I can understand 45 and 35, 35 and 25, because those might have overlap in life stages and maturity. But shit, 18 is right out of high school, not knowing what the plan is for 12 hours from now. 33 is in-career or between careers, and having a life plan for at least the next 10 years.

GRODY.

This will get buried in the greys, but whatever.

when Lana Del Rey is calling you out on being a rich WASP, you know you’ve fucked up 

dude...just stop...I’m sorry that I bought a cd of Play 20 years ago & haven’t sent it to Half-Price Books yet.

Moby tried to make out with my wife when she was still in college. She shot him down.

Not that snark has ever really been lacking at Jez, or that it isn’t deserved or fun to engage in sometimes, but this piece leaves a really bad taste in my mouth. It’s mean-spirited for no good reason, and sounds like jealousy, tbh. Also, it’s centered around one podcast episode that came out over a year ago. Just bad

Damn them for not being more controversial!