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Hey guys, what is this website? Deadspin? Huh, weird name. Anyway, I found this article when I told my phone “Hey Siri, show me a blog about history’s greatest monster.”

I definitely would’ve missed all those shoehorned puns if you hadn’t italicized them, thanks for that 

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

I’m sure they’re doing what’s best for their family & their kids, isn’t that what everyone is doing?  Just doing their best to get by & get through while snuggling their kids as long as they can?  No one will end up with a 16 yr old teenager that sleeps w/their parents, trust & believe that.  

Word. Also, since when is Jez in the business of policing how people (especially women) raise their kids?  Unless she’s hanging them out a hotel window, I couldn’t give a fuck.

I suspect she could probably point at basically all of human history up until, like, the late 1800's as further backup on the not-weirdness of it all. If you want to learn about the frankly fascinating history of domestic arrangements, At Home by Bill Bryson is a delightful and accessible book, which mostly avoids his…

And I mean Call the Midwife is on what, season 8 or 9 now? It’s certainly not a weird concept to the Brits, anyway.

A British energy drink founded in Croatia made in Austria recently released in US and UK which can’t really be purchased with, questionable financing, leadership, and history backing an American F1 Team run by an Italian with cars driven by French/Swiss and Danish drivers.

This is complicated. Haas just needs to get Newman’s Own as a sponsor, which would be a grand slam.

When she gave birth last spring, she used the app to chart her baby’s first online medical data — including her name, her location and whether there had been any complications — before leaving the hospital’s recovery room.

Huffman flat out paid to have someone change her daughter’s test answers. How is that “well-intentioned”? There’s no artifice there, she’s just an old-fashioned cheater.

I don’t really even think she’s that. Remember she started as a progressive of sorts and when she didn’t get any traction, she became a “conservative”. She’s a narcissist for hire. She desperately needs accolades and she gets them from the right for now. If she changed course, like Arianna Huffington and the left…

“I think it’s pretty apparent that Mr. Lieu believes that black people are stupid and will not pursue the full clip...That was unbelievably dishonest … I’m deeply offended by the insinuation of revealing that clip without the question that was asked of me,” Owens said, Business Insider reports.

If she wants her money she won’t laugh.

Candace Owens is the black girl that didn’t like New Edition but loved New Kids on The Block. She’s the black girl that hated School Daze but loved Sixteen Candles (For the record it’s okay to like both) She’s the black girl that hated Janet Jackson but loved Madonna because she was street and edgy. She hated Living…

No one should want to emulate Kirk van Houten.

Someone on Twitter called her David Duke’s maid and that’s how I’m referring to her from now on.

If you don’t want to watch repeated, looped, slow-motion replays of a small digit grazing a ball you shouldn’t have bought my sextape in the first place.

Except when they increase congestion, pollution, destroy communities, and create gridlock in a system already overloaded.