Will either of these women EVER age??????????? Oh my god....

Can someone please explain this? Like, this is something that judges can order during tense cases like this or how does this work?

I’d rather face off with the Taliban than to cross Gay Twitter.

I’m hesitant about buying WEC’s stream after the bullshit from last year.

I will kill myself if Emily Blunt and John Krasinski don’t make it as a couple.

I keep forgetting we have one of those here.

That’s one of the reasons why I advocate for us around here to arm ourselves with guns just in case shit gets TOO real in our neighborhoods.

Why are you this way?

Can someone teach me how to be so matte? I sweat too much. I need help staying dry in this Texas climate.

Samsung Pay integrates two technologies - NFC (Near Field Communication) and MST (Magnetic Secure Transmission)

Should I have one of those?

Yes yes

Got a rock chip that caused a large crack across my windshield a couple of weeks ago. Safelite wanted $430 to replace it. Found a local shop to do it for $200 with my military discount.

Sometimes I don’t understand you.

Not for nothing but it’s still shitty to demean them for pointing out (rightfully) how that word is just better left unsaid.

I liked it because I was able to suspend disbelief. Even as someone who was in the Navy for ten years and who still enjoys being out in the water today.

So the Dems are just assuming I’m going to vote for them this November even though they haven’t helped my brother and everyone like him under DACA. That’s it, right? Like, they’re giving up on DACA because who else are folks like me going to vote for in November? That’s their thinking?

Am I not allowed to refer to these trucks as “Dodge”?

I wonder if Billy is the most hated writer around here.