No. Dan shouldn’t out what he did without Megan’s permission and Megan also has no obligation to tell you why she’s angry at Dan. So either way, it’s not douchey.

But they are unfuckable, Jon. That’s the problem.

I am not an optimist by nature either, but what’s keeping me going in 2018 is sheer bloody-mindedness to survive President Fuckup and his authoritarian coalition of Christian Sharia zealots, corporate pillagers and neo-Nazis. Like Mad Max in The Road Warrior or Roland in The Dark Tower I’m just going to keep marching…

Hey Velocirapstar, please be well and keep warm the best you can. Sucks you have to work today and travel in such conditions. Just want to say I appreciate you a lot, your ideals are fierce and right-on, and you’re an Internet friend to me, I always read what you write. Happy New Year, pal.

I thought this said “Obama’s coldest night” and I was really confused. I’m drunk. Happy New Year!

If my piece of shit representative doesn’t get ousted this year I don’t know what I’ll do. Maybe arson?

2017 turned out to be a pretty good year for people named Doug Jones, whether real or imagined, so my plan for 2018 is to change my name to Doug Jones.

“...forget the myths the media’s created about the White House—the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.”

Yeah, really not a hot take. Most of us here are aware that the sky is indeed blue.

You said it backwards at the end of your first paragraph, which is completely understandable. It feels completely counter-intuitive to say “robbing from the poor to give to the rich”. But that’s what’s happening: they want to pretend they are not robbing from the poor to give to the rich.

I do like that this whole situation is so absurd that your subconscious wouldn’t even allow you to write the remixed quote, but instead defaulted to its original.

I think this very same mentality is the only reason Rex Tillerson still has his job. Trump’s No. 1 priority right now is finding opportunities to say that the media was wrong about something, even if he has to shoot himself in the foot to do it.

“There’s boring, there’s bad, and then there’s ‘Bright,’ a movie so profoundly awful that Republicans will probably try to pass it into law over Christmas break,” David Ehrlich of IndieWire

The ChiP thing is absolutely unacceptable. Fucking FUND IT.

You should do a Christmas themed politics corner.  Stuff about labor disputes in the North Pole, or elves who prefer to celebrate Kwanzaa.

Right, this is the thing that drives me up the wall. People’s response in favor of killing net neutrality has been “chill bro you’re still going to be able to watch netflix and check your email” without thinking worse case scenarios. Yes, it’s unlikely I will be murdered but I still want a law against it.

He’s no idiot, he knew it was going to be a bad thing. He’s just realizing one particular ramification that hadn’t really been addressed in the lead-up to the repeal. Most of the discussion was based on throttling competition (i.e. fucking over Netflix and other streaming services), turning the internet into an ala…

I would’ve called that airline Flywozzeridoos

And I hope Rey gives him endless crap about it. “I thought you didn’t want to train me.” “Is it time for the Jedi to end yet?” “You know, I’d really rather not do this right now. I’m kind of busy. Not all of us have the leisure of hiding out on an island forever.”