Waitress to manager: We had another of those guys that doesn’t tip because he thinks you should pay more.

They like sitting up high so they can see better, especially with all the SUVs blocking the view.

The crew and driver wear mariachi suits. This is Team Hipster.

My commute is 27 miles. 20 are highway, including a bridge that has no pedestrian walk at at all. There is literally no way to bike it. A cycling-safe route is 36 miles instead.

I don’t give a damn about motorcycles, at least the kind you find in a city. But I looked really long and hard at using one for my commute.

The price is right for those numbers, even with that high mileage on a performance car. But I don’t like the new tires.

I don’t understand all the hate. The Rodius still remains the nicest family-oriented hearse ever produced.

“They were literally driving their own vehicles into the garage and closing the door,”

OMG. I can’t even.

“Nicole Arbour”
“subtlety”

Did anyone expect anything else?

I notice they didn’t tighten the nuts in a star pattern.

Bonus points if they decide to start driving with high beams constantly on because their low beams are burned out.

Looks like a well-built DIwhy. Shaped like a shopping cart, and the wheels that do the aiming are still too close together.

Thank you for not calling it “happy holidays.”

The only off-roading this will ever do is getting parked on a lift for repairs. CP.

It tips the scales at 3,042 pounds.

Pontiac Grand Prix GXP, which sounds good until you remember that the only thing anyone still likes about Pontiac from this time period was the G8

I can’t believe eruv etc came up on Jalopnik but I can clear up a little bit. First, no. They were not following the rules. At best they misunderstood a loophole.

Second, there’s a sliding scale of ‘amira l’akum,’ basically asking a gentile to perform a forbidden act on Sabbath. Short version is there are different…

Fast and the Furious. That’s it.

Good thing no one sent jobs to the printer.

Lincoln had suicide doors on the Lincoln C concept in 2009.

Some note on ordering coffee in Israel from an experienced fiend - your recommendations work well in touristy areas. Head away from major cities and options narrow.