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When will people learn that you gotta keep this stuff private until it’s completely done.  Then you release it into the wild and pretty much it spreads then.

No, SimCity 2000 is not available on Origin. The original DOS VERSION of SimCity 2000, running inside DOSBOX, for SOME GOD-UNKNOWN REASON, CONSIDERING THERE WAS A WINDOWS NATIVE RELEASE THAT WAS A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER, is on Origin.  This is an important distinction, I feel.

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Yeah...”now”

And that’s why you always ask Elon Musk for help in any rescue mission

I would say “What a dick”, but back when UO went from Beta to Release, Lord British had an huge in-game event and me and a few other people worked together for our master assassin to assassinate him mid-speech.

Yeah but the baby also mooned us, so I don’t know... It could be a troll baby.

I think it’s only haters who even come close to that kind of exaggeration.

it would be comical if he never intends this to be a game and just tells the entire story through trailers until like 2030

Don’t worry, the fetus in Norman Reedus’ throat gave us the thumbs up, so everything should be fine.

This trailer made me want the game less. First it was a crate collecting sim, followed by a floating fetus, and a bunch of nonsense dialog. What is so appealing?

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The last couple Dead Risings have been so bare-bones I can’t even imagine what a “cut back” one would look like.

what can i say im a glass half-full kinda guy.

Sorry, Alf; your timeless classic style just isn’t what we’re looking for anymore. We want pop bullshit that nobody will appreciate outside of the month in which we score it.

Just solidifying the fact that Simpsons is just a different thing these days. It doesn’t even resemble the show I grew up with.

That’s upsetting. It isn’t just the scoring, it’s also most of the original songs. I have the CDs of Songs in the Key of Springfield and Go Simpsonic and they still get regular play on my iPod. He’s going to be tough to replace.

Wow, you played the new Devil May Cry?