He can still keep his job as president, only now we don't have to see him stare into our souls at every e3 press conference.

What I said before was certainly not nonsense. I think you read too much into it and missed the point. I was simply stating that the border of Russia closest to Japan, irregardless of the water in between the two land masses, was closer than the closest border of China to Japan, once again irregardless of the water…

Like a boss!

You bastard

Part of me is saying this is the most awful, amateur, awkward commercial I've ever seen come out of Nintendo.

I'm not quite sure what you're alluding to. I never said China and Russia didn't share a border.

Your argument is flawed because you don't take into account the tremendous difference in size between the US and all European countries (excluding Russia). It is because there are so many different countries fit within the relatively small continent of Europe that they can afford one unified currency, travel without…

Re-read my posts. I never suggested Japan and Russia share a land border.

Yea, Japan really has no excuse for stereo typing Russians.

You'd think Japan would know more about Russia considering that it's right next door.

Violence is as natural as sex. Both evolved as necessary components of animal life.

"You aren't ever entitled to discriminate against anybody for any reason."

Yea, I know this is a note post and doesn't have to be gaming related. I just meant that I had seen it on my local news a little while ago in a two minute segment and it just seemed like another average "look what we found in the everglades" news story (there have been quite a few).

I just saw this on the local news a couple nights ago. Don't know why it's on Kotaku, but yea, it's pretty cool, I guess.

What I meant by "racially ambiguous" is that usually anime characters don't have any defining visual features that make them look exclusively like one particular race. Thus, if you take the Asian character Ryuichi Naruhodo, pull him out of Japan and place him into Los Angeles, and give hime the name Pheonix Wright, he…

I know this may sound incredibly stupid, but to be honest, the day Nintendo stops making hardware might be the day I stop caring about video games.

Basically, thanks to the racially ambiguous nature of most anime characters, Pheonix is both white and Asian at the same time - which one he is to you depends on your game version.

If you sold your 3DS at a loss to buy games for your other consoles, then that brings me back to my final question, which I will quote, "why did you buy the 3DS in the first place?"

The Japanese actually have a word to describe the sound of people opening and closing their mouths? The only way I can Imagine that action making any noise is if someone quickly opened their mouth and then slammed the top lip against the bottom repeatedly. Is that a thing people do Japan?

"So, you've held on, 3DS owner. You've maintained ownership Nintendo's stereoscopic handheld despite a software portfolio that's been rough going."