Good. Maybe now they'll stop producing shitty fake plastic knives.

The fact that the tapered edge of the knife remains in place breaks the illusion.

You know, I'd like to think that if my brother ever turned into a flesh eating zombie and attempted to eat my face and I had to put him down by shooting a bullet at point blank range through his skull, I wouldn't be doing it with such a shit-eating grin.

Tell that to the 1995 Spiel des Jahres award.

Well, as fucked up as the situation is, I doubt you'd ever face something similar while visiting unless you carry around large amounts of very expensive technical equipment with you.

What the hell? It sounds like they just deprived poor Mr. Victor Font of his ability to make a living over a stupid and unconfirmed suspicion. Damn you, Homeland Security. DAMN YOU!

What the hell did I just watch?

Did anyone else think he was wearing a hood in the top picture only to realize it's just his hair?

I like to think of Central America like the Middle East. Technically it's part of a continent, but due to it being between two it has its own unique geography and therefore is simply easier to label separate. Mexico is often labeled as part of Central America because it is culturally more similar to the Central…

The video was alright, I guess. I personally didn't find it that funny, though I could see why some might. Also, anyone who finds this offensive is honestly just looking for something to bother them. This is obviously a joke video quoting a song. If they happen to say "nigga" that's only because the original artist…

Wow, Capcom managed to get Sergeant M. Powers, true American hero, to appear at their booth! Talk about a Tokyo Game Show first!

That's a good point, but I don't think the age gates are required by the ESRB or the game developers/publishers. Maybe it has something to do with the parent company or the advertisers' wishes, but from the perspective of a stand-alone web blog, there is no requirement to put up age gates. If I wanted to right now I…

Actually, considering that the specific age gate used here seems to be self-imposed by Kotaku, and I don't think Kotaku is affiliated with the ESRB in any real way, technically they could have just left the video without the age gate.

That woman lived in my city. I read about her story in my local newspaper about a week ago. Only now have they finally ruled that her death was an accident. And by the way, not only was it Christmas Eve when she died, but it actually happened while she was wrapping up Christmas presents for her son. Talk about…

That woman lived in my city. I read about her story in my local newspaper about a week ago. Only now have they finally ruled that her death was an accident. And btw, not only was it Christmas Eve when she died, but it actually happened while she was wrapping up Christmas presents for her son. Talk about depressing.

That picture + the description = depressing.

That sentence threw me off, too. I still have no idea what he was trying to imply.

You're not American, are you? Over here, that's the correct way to do things (don't ask me why though).

Edit: Supposed to be a reply.

Don't worry, you're registered. I doubt Nintendo is going to go out of their way to update the firmware to let you know you're an ambassador. You'll just have to trust them since you've already done exactly what they've asked for.