An atomic bomb would make a really bad pet.

I've spent my whole life living in what would be considered "the south", though I'm not really into the whole confederate thing. However, I have seen plenty of Confederate flags around, and from what I understand, it's not a racial thing, but more of a cultural thing. It's kind of like the southerner's version of the…

Wow, my first platinum, and it's this.

Brian, after watching the clip I have to say I completely agree with you in regard to Stewart being a hypocrite. He's pointing out the irony of how we restrict nudity over violence, but doesn't seem to be aware that the same rules apply to him and his television program, i.e. he's allowed to show that extremely…

Not exactly. There are plenty of games that have shown breasts and got released in the U.S., such as God of War and Read Dead Redemption.

"We never say 'never,' but we can confirm that there are no plans to bring these three games to the Americas at this time."

"Try and picture her having sex with this guy in your head. "

@Jezuz, you perceive yourself to be short, but you're not at all. My whole childhood all I wanted to be was 5' 9". I didn't care that my brother and cousins were all taller than that, 5' 9" was about my dad's height and it was good enough for me. I had to settle for an inch shorter, but I have no shame. You shouldn't…

I watched World's Greatest Dad with my family at 1 AM New Years Eve 2009. My mom had bought it thinking it was another Robin Williams family movie she could turn on during the party. Probably one of the funniest nights of my life, not necessarily from the movie but from the mortified look on my Mom and Aunt's faces.

Well, Donkey Kong (GB) was released there a short time ago, and from what I remember of the game way back, it was actually pretty good. Also, there are many good DSi games worth getting if you dig around.

By 3DS store, I'm not sure if you mean retail or eshop. If retail, then: Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time 3D, Super Street Fighter IV 3D Edition, and Dead or Alive Dimensions. Top three games right now IMO, all stand out on their own as good games even without 3D/portability. If eShop, then I'd recommend Legend of…

Man, Kenshi must really hate Johnny Cage.

Well, I happen to support letting kids buy porno mags. And no, I'm not a minor, I just think it isn't really that big a deal and thanks to the internet they're going to find that stuff anyway.

Yep. My plan exactly.

I didn't know you couldn't mark your own scores with your own name. Either way, that's not what I was really talking about. What I was trying to say was that if all the content is still available in the game, the only big difference between used and new (other than content being unlocked, which doesn't really matter…

Now that I think about it, it kind of seems that this decision is better for used game sales in a way. I mean, this game is all about high scores, right? But there's no online leaderboards. However, if high scores were permanently saved to the card, as it got passed around to different people it would feature a…

Thank god I live closer to Ft. Lauderdale.

Wow, the fact that this game has British VAs is really telling that Nintendo had no intention to bring this game to the USA. No offense to the voice acting though, it's just that if this game was coming to NA they would have picked VAs with the accent of the largest audience, which would've been American.

I know. That struck me as odd the moment I saw his picture.

Yes, but at the time I had left Kotaku and didn't come back until around 20 minutes after, where I then read the post above mine, and discovered I was unable to edit my own.