Having given permission for bidding to begin on the construction of The Wall, the Trump administration has now set its sights on assembling the nationwide deportation force so famously promoted on the campaign trail. It has already opened discussions with dozens of local police forces that, under new guidelines, would…

I just want to see Trump bull-rushed by a rabid Easter Bunny. Is that too much to ask?

I'm still waiting for him to trip up again and casually mention that "work makes you free" is actually an inspiring statement.

This will end with Trump getting enraged that Spicer yet again looks "weak" because of this whole mess, while Jared Kushner and Steve Bannon engage in a bloody brawl during the Easter Egg hunt.

I prefer using "Antarctica" myself, but I can see why "Oklahoma" would be on there, since if yelling that out doesn't effectively kill the mood, I don't know what will.

I'd never heard of this before, but it does make sense. The only thing I know about Hitler's time in the military was that the other soldiers apparently couldn't stand him. And much like how Hitler was considered insufferable by his comrades, Sean Spicer has also reached peak levels of annoyance.

Growing increasingly frustrated by China’s apparent unwillingness to deal with North Korea, Trump decided to utilize the full measure of his famed deal-making skills earlier today. Stating that he had told Chinese leader Xi Jinping that “a trade deal with the U.S. will be far better for them if they solve the North…

All throughout Mike's meticulous checking and constructing, I kept remembering Walt calling him a "dead-eyed cretin" and couldn't stop grinning. He always viewed both Saul and Mike with various shades of disdain, and one of the things I enjoy about this show is how it shows how very competent and even gifted the two…

Sadly, ignorance and complete lack of comprehension have never stopped Trump from carrying out his twisted convictions.

I have a sinking feeling Trump likes to use the "What would Douglas MacArthur do?" as a template for international action. That, and whatever best props up his ego. We'll see how quickly China responds to that soothing thought.

Still riding high on the tremendous success of his Syrian battle, Trump is now crowing about another victory today, albeit one much closer to home: the successful confirmation of Neil Gorsuch as the nation’s 113th justice in the Supreme Court. Boasting about how he “got it done in the first 100 days”, Trump can rest…

They are a classy bunch, I'll give them that.

Next you're going to tell me that cats need bow ties. Having spoken to quite a few, I can tell you they hate the very thought!

No such luck, just Kushner accidentally setting a curtain on fire. Ivanka was mortified.

Not surprising, though to hear Trump tell it, when Xi Jinping was over at Mar-a-Lago, the mood was simply sizzling.

True, though I find it helpful if only to see whose version comes out on top. If nothing else, it shows who Trump favors for the moment or has no particular animosity towards.

Mere days after Trump’s grand assault on a Syrian airfield, an action that was about as helpful to the ongoing crisis as giving top hats to fish, his administration is seemingly torn every which way on how best to interpret his intentions. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said that the strike “was related solely to…

King's strength is in his short stories, since I've found that whenever he tackles a full-length novel, his weakness for overwriting usually gets the better of him. Patterson's books, on the other hand, aren't worth the paper they're printed on.

But did viewers find out if he was one of those fitness freaks?

Probably a mixture of both, although I would like to add a third reason. Even for a callous fool like Trump, having someone shove the evidence of that recent slaughter in his face (because I can't imagine him seeing it any other way) might have actually struck a chord, as in "This is pretty fucked up." Of course,…