It's a gorgeously moody film, with Kiefer Sutherland's character always managing to fascinate me every time I see it.

You're all amazing little Totinos, A.V. Club.

So Ivanka's brand is now short two retailers, which is good, but on the other hand, there's a slight chance I'll have to see that vile twit Bill O'Reilly conversing with the Fascist in Chief during the Superbowl, or at least clips of it. Here's hoping Bannon get distracted by the big game and forgets to issue any…

Goodnight, sweet boards, and angry angels sing thee to thy rest.

*John Marshall angrily retweets Stonewall Jackson's home address.*

I've heard garmonbozia is now being served daily at the White House.

I would not put it past Trump or any of his sleazy minions to have been behind this, technical error or not.

See you at the party, Trump!

Just in case anyone missed it, Trump has given Steve "slime of humanity" Bannon a seat on the National Security Council. He also thoughtfully arranged things so that the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the director of national intelligence will no longer be regular attendees at said meetings of this same…

We had a run of at least 200 years. It was fun while it lasted. Now, unfortunately, come the jackboots and the conflagrations.

Whether it's on planes, trains, or automobiles, the short, sweaty hands of that fascist slime Trump continue to try to grab us all, the just and unjust alike, but mostly the innocent, because he's a sordid bastard like that. Hold your loved ones close.

Trump and his ilk are in such a hurry to blow out the candles of civilization that it'll be a wonder if there's not another world war before the year is out, or at the very least, by sometime next year.

While there's been no shortage of things in the last few days that should have everyone on edge, the alarm bells started ringing for me the moment I read that Trump had declared January 20 as a "National Day of Patriotic Devotion." On the surface, this may seem innocent enough and hardly worth fretting over, given all…

Every time Trump fucks up, people should be yelling, "Look what you did, you little jerk!"

You know, Trump, you're what the French call "les incompetents".

*George Orwell angrily retweets Aldous Huxley's address.*

I've been told Monica Crowley has a new, impassioned interest in the job.

With Bannon already in charge of the Ministry of Love, I'm pretty sure Conway's just angling for that sweet Ministry of Truth post.

The alt-right. I hate these guys.

I finally, after putting it off for too many years to count, completed my goal of reading all of Shakespeare's plays and poems. His masterpiece, in my shockingly original opinion, will always be "Hamlet," although my personal favorite is "The Tempest," with honorable mentions for "Love's Labour's Lost," "As You Like…