He’s the reason Harvey is only the second-biggest disaster to hit the US this year.

“Trump made a point to congratulate FEMA Administrator Brock Long, saying he’s ‘becom[e] very famous on television in the last couple of days.’”

Simple but effective.

Correction: That’s a “gin and juice” cleanse.

Actually that’d be a “Jews Cleanse”.

♫ Out on the road today

You know who else started life as a stoner frog in a children’s book? Hitler.

This has got to be the most stupid person on the internet... and I’ve seen some dumbasses.

I still think that’s a fairly generous interpretation. Rather, I think the average Republican — politician or voter — had convinced themselves that most of what the left said about their party were lies and exaggerations. They weren’t REALLY racist, or casually violent, or just using religion as cover for their own…

Manafort has already been subpoenad. What does the PR team being subpoenad tell us that we didn’t already know?

Trump pardoned Arpaio because Arpaio is a racist goat-fucker, and everyone who likes Arpaio is a racist goat-fucker, and Trump’s base consists principally of racist goat-fuckers. Trump isn’t some…

Well, that’s the thing about Trump, is that he lives up (or down) to the hyperbole. “He’s such an insane narcissist, he’s going to run this country like his old game show!” someone shouts, and you think, “Okay, ha ha, but seriously, let’s focus on the real stuff.” AND THEN HE GOES AND BRAGS ABOUT RATINGS.

Ratings and wealth are the only metrics Trump understands. Any time he wants to insult someone, he says they’ve got low ratings or are losing money. Unless it’s a woman, of course, in which case he just says they’re ugly.

And just to be clear, I’m not blaming her because “she’s in the alt-right spank bank.” That wouldn’t be fair.

That linked news story is from a year and a half ago. Her public image is carefully crafted. I would agree she’s not in the same league of racist as Donald Trump, but I do not believe the idea that she (or at least the management team who crafts her tweets) honestly doesn’t know this is happening.

This has been for years now.

Let’s be honest, a dog in an induced coma is more socially conscious than the entirety of the White House.

The people who might be drawn in to invade AVC from Jezebel and the like are the last fucking people in the world I’d care to hang with online. Unbearable and humorless and profoundly unwitty, though they all think themselves Wildean wits. They’re not, they’re pathetic. I was a persona on Gawker ten or twelve years…

It can be caused by two things. Two tragic, unnecessary, things.

Goddamn, what a bummer. Kinja has ruined this site. This used to be my default site when I was excited about a show/movie I had just seen, bored, anxious, or socially awkward. Now I can’t enjoy it in the slightest. I saw Disquis come, The Dissolve exidus, ZMF disappear, Nabin jellybean and then get dumped. But nothing…

Points for giving the raptors feathers, but they still conflate various species of raptor into one. Raptor species varied in size, with the larges on record being the 13 foot tall Megaraptor. The most famous species, Velociraptor, was only three feet tall; the ones in Jurassic Park are Deinonychus (except for ‘the big…