[by Mikey Insanity, reposted] 

R.I.P Ass Dan.

But nobody knows that!

The A.V. Club

And they’ve made public statements they won’t be addressing him this season. Do you not follow the news?

the DSA’s support of the Juggalos does seem to be sincere,

Did you notice where I said “while in office”? Trump wasn’t in office at the time. He was not the president. But since he got elected, they’ve decided to ignore him.

Aww, I knew that already!

Uh, no? I’m not sure how that’s at all relevant to my comment.

That show didn’t make fun of Bush. It was a parody of sitcoms, and they were going to do exactly the same thing if Gore won.

But you don’t understand how it works. It doesn’t exist in an Apple “database” - it’s stored in a highly secured part of the phone protected by dedicated encryption hardware.

But it’s also a significantly more advanced device, with a bigger screen, etc. It’s the premium device. The modern-day equivalent of the original iPhone would be the iPhone SE, which costs about $350.

Well, “taking on all targets” except for when Bush or Trump are in office. They’re untouchable.

it’s a bold move by Parker and Stone to feature white nationalists so prominently in the season premiere

They have to pretend like everything is normal. At least for another month or three before all the AV Club writers get fired.

It’s working as advertised!

So, is What’s on Tonight deliberately being hidden from The AV Club’s homepage in anticipation of its cancellation, or is it just Kinja making it impossible to find?

Slightly less than this. the thing is, most people buy them on a two-year plan, and aren’t even aware of how much they’re spending.

I’m trying to work out what’s so dystopian about all of this. A company released a new phone. And it costs money, because technology is expensive. How terrible! This must mean the end of times for some reason.

It’s a loaded topic for any show to discuss