“Oh, can we hold this plastic dick over your head? “

Me too! Like, how does that work.

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

Behind the scenes at Kotaku: To get that screenshot of all seven of the cats, I had to spend a surprising amount of time walking around and chasing them into a single shot. I believe that’s the first time I’ve ever actually herded cats in a video game.

Sorry everyone. I went through 7 (YES, SEVEN) whole pages of Perez Hilton's website combing for possible answers, and nothing fits.

I don't think anyone who it actually helps should be kept from having access to it.

I'm so sorry for your loss. Watching someone die is so hard, you sound like an incredibly strong person.

My brothers long time partner was the first pot user I saw with an actual need. (he passed away from leukemia shortly after). And my father passed away from Colon cancer, but it was so far progressed that he basically went to Chemo, Radiation, Surgery, Colostomy Bag (which, if you know anyone with one, is such a rough…

Totally agree. I know a lot of medical users (although one of my friends, when I asked what his diagnosis was said "Not being high enough.") and I really do think the ones who get it for real issues, pain, appetite, etc, really benefit. It's kind of immoral that it isn't fully legal in my eyes.

I can say that I've smoked six paper joints by myself (Bioshock 2, Bioshock Infinite release days and my bday every year) that's two wide, three long. And never gotten sick, or paranoid. I've smoked tin can kush from BC, wax, done dabbers, and eaten it in various baked goods. I've done multiple BC honey oil blade…

I think it should be based on how many you want to order. A box looks appealing to everyone! But if you say you want to order 10, test failed!

What could it possibly do that puts other people in danger? The most dangerous drug for other people is alcohol because it leads to violence and antisocial behavior. The only threat that cannabis has is to cheetos.

I don't even think they need that much money. The test would be something simple like "Does this box of Taco Bell Doritos Tacos Locos look appetizing to you?"

Oh please expand on cutting weed down with other drugs. I am dying to hear this.

Fun postscript to my ranting yesterday: I found my new connect. In an ironic small-world kind of way, it's a guy whose metal band I have covered and offered effusive praise for before (going so far as to call them the best unsigned band in the state of Maine!) and he'd seen my article. Now he's my hookup…

It's not like "Kels" hides his douchebaggery or anything, as evidenced here, but this guy is known in LA to be a world-class asshole. His shitty personality knows no actual bounds. This is, like, the tip of the awful iceberg known as Kelsey Grammer.

I could list my entire Steam library as my most regrettable purchase. Sure each one was only $5, but I haven't played ANY of them, and I think I have over 100. That's $500 wasted.

Send it to me! There's about a foot of snow here in Utah., er...Gotham.

wow bro i REALLY feel you, that one misstep with a 99 cent app totally ruined your financial wellbeing forever. well live and learn i guess. too bad you had to learn it the super hard way. let me know if there is anything i can do, maybe like a kickstarter campaign to get your life back on track or something.