I'd rather be looking at screens for the Sequel.

Oh how far we have come

Soul of a teddy bear. Heart of a killer.

Word. This story has made me miss my cat Paws, one of several cats we had when I was growing up. He hated dogs. He would cross the street to beat them up. A German Shepherd once made the mistake of wandering into our yard. Never did it again after our boy got to him. I miss that cat and still keep photos of him…

Why use a paper clip when the perfect bag clip is right there in the office with you?

I literally cannot think of anyone who would attempt to transport delicate raw eggs in to their workplace in order to boil them later. I mean, I guess there's really no difference between transporting eggs from the supermarket to home & from home to work, but still... Boil them at home, and if they happen to crack on…

I've always pictured Steam like this.

That he chose to write about games for a living and that his chief objection is "Dark souls has a lot of game in its game" makes me suspicious of his motives.

I guess the heartfelt messages in Call of Duty really changed his life.

People need to learn to relax and just enjoy themselves. Any skilled writer can craft an argument about any product that scores towards the very positive or very negative. Thomsen is guilty of taking the game far too seriously, and looking for some kind of higher art experience, when it's really just supposed to be…

Okay, irrationality wins. Carry on.

Uh, really. High-profile has nothing to do with popularity among gamers or quality. I didn't say "best", I didn't say "most beloved", and I didn't say "Let's be jerks in the comment section."

Co-sign. You don't marry the richest man in television and not have good instincts about people. She knew Deaner and his Peener would take half, so she made sure Tori couldn't touch the money.

Both wrong.

I wish I was financially strapped like her, I'd hire a maid.

I agree, and this is the reason why. Tori was raised in a household of unbelievable privileged and wealth. She never had to work for or earn her possessions. When she finally did get a job, it was on daddy's TV show. I'm not saying that was a poor choice, because Lord knows I would have probably done the same if I…

They may have faked a cheating scandal, but you can't hide the alcohol bloat in Dean's face that comes from hosting Chopped Canada, living out of a suitcase at some fleabag hotel, raiding the minibar and talking yourself out of putting a revolver to your mouth night after night, putting an end to your slow suicide…

Awww Rom, he's such a sweet Ferengi pie.

That's literally asking Tori to stop being the person she's been her entire life: a spoiled Hollywood princess. Not saying it's unreasonable but it IS impossible.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!