I see what you did there with the double entendre and the euphemism and the Espanol.

Who's ever heard of American Pie?

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Dorf.

How Nola of you. +1.

Because Ikea is totally the most normal place to buy flatware.

+1

Well done +1

Thanks for keeping it real. lyt xoxo (I have no idea what that means)

I'll give myself a +1 for hyperbolic creativity.

So, how fat are you?

God, you guys have no idea how miserable it is to actually LIVE HERE. It's like being in a Jolly Green Giant steamer bag full of rotten broccoli but still in the microwave and all the nutrition information is misspelled and grammatically incorrect and instead of broccoli, the packaging says "cauliflower" because…

Solid work out of you.

He's got a future on ESPNU.

GRONK SMASHED!!!!!!!

Photog.

Bitch, please. A lot of grew up skiing, skating, snowboarding, EXTREMING!!! But I would be willing to be none of us are dumb enough to hop on a 1200+lb snowmobile and try to impose our will onto it enough to pull off a backflip. And just as an aside to the mind-numbing stupidity of it, deadspin needs its bark to…

I'm still in shock that there are penalties in the Pro Bowl.

I give it +2

I think it's rather ironic given the grammatical errors committed by the "parents". I have a sneaking suspicion that those parents are not real...