Hey-oh! I see what you did there with the Cash reference.

Try 5300 yards of total offense and 77 total TDs. Still fucking ridiculous.

+1

Thanks. And by thanks I mean, fuck you, because I love to correct southern grammatical retardation.

Touche'

You probably should go back to reading bleacher report. Deadspin's journalistic creativity is obviously too high-brow for you.

With that in mind, why are you continuing to defend yourself and B/R?

Even shitty writers don't allow themselves to make such elementary grammatical errors. Concerning your last sentence, what exactly does "this" modify? I teach special education and even my students don't make such ridiculous mistakes. Clearly, B/R's standards are astronomically high. Douchefuck.

Pics or she doesn't exist.

Wait, is it because he's the descendant of slaves?