Yes, because the rest of the world plays perfect, error-free soccer.

Flashback to Portland 38 years ago to the 1977 championship game (NASL), with a goalkeeping boner conceding the first goal.

It is, actually.

Damn, that why you never give up on the play and always hustle.

This has to be more entertaining than any NFL games going on right now

THIS GAME IS FUCKING NUTS!!!!!

There’s never a time this video shouldn’t be posted. I laughed my ass off five years ago when it first aired and I’m laughing it off now.

This is and will forever be my favorite sideline reporter fuck up.

I like MLS, but I am fully aware of it’s international standing. But that ball completely changed directions in the air. That’s a wicked shot no matter where oyu play

No. That ball started going to the keeper’s left and ended up going bar down into the side netting to his right. That’s a fucking wonderstrike and only a handful of keepers could’ve read that and even less could’ve stopped it.

First, the color man literally calls it “Golazo Imposíble” and that’s why the post was called that. In 1980, a miracle didn’t literally occur on the ice in Lake Placid, yet people call it that.

Start playing the American versions from jow on. No more dumb Spanish. This is an American league not the fucking UEFA asshole Deadspin all night faggot.

he took a step left as the shot appeared to be going to the near post. no one would assume the shot would curve that wickedly. after that first step there was no time to recover.

Wow. Dallas has the worst luck with shots taken in November.

The crowds at both games look fantastic!

Yes actually I like him a lot in the booth. He speaks well, has insightful things to say, and is generally competent. If only others would learn from his example...