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The “professional courtesy” thing among cops needs to stop. Forever. Seriously, do these bastards truly have pride in their profession if they are helping peers get away with crimes that they are intensely trained to identify and prevent? If anything, they should be proud to weed out and eliminate from their ranks any

Bye, monkeys!

Keep your eyes open for any new names running in the PA midterms later this year. 

I fully expect state troopers to find frozen primate corpses.

I feel like I’ve seen multiple movies start out like this and they almost never end well.

Probably doesn’t help that I don’t think there are any Pokemon Go hotspots in the middle of the Brazos River, either

It’s harder to justify cosplay with your taxpayer funded military equipment when looking for missing persons and rapists.

Bet if she had been an attractive 20 year old white woman they would have looked way harder.

This. Why does the service guy turn the lights off? I leave mine on auto all the time. And after the car is serviced I don’t always realize they’re off until I start the car and realize that the screens are all too bright and the hvac buttons aren’t lit up.

To make matters entirely worse, the two then lied about what happened

Hey, let’s not be hasty here. Even with all this, I’m sure a smaller department will have them back to brutality policing in no time.

But, but, but, Skelly got drunk at lunch and missed shifts, we were just playin’ video games, judge! Cooommee oooooon, judge, it’s not faaaaaaiiiir!

To be fair, a Snorlax with hyper beam is way more dangerous left out in the wild than a couple of armed robbers. 

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, they need to implement auto headlights like were on my 2008 Malibu and other cars at the time. Auto is the default, the selector is either auto or on, so when you turn the car on they’re always activated. If for some reason you want to turn them off you can select off but

No I don’t remember headlights being so bright even 10 years ago. Sure the occasional dude forgot to turn off their brights, but now its just the default car setting, or their just adjusted too high.

Seriously, is it because I’m in my 30s now or have headlights gone fucking insane?

Meanwhile in America:

Lifting their truck has nothing to do with obstacles, or utility.