The near-perfect controller, never will hold a baby like this again, will I?

Gizmodo, you can't post this here. We have to many wussies who can't drink tap water. Back in my day we use to drink it from a garden hose which made the water tasted like plastic and we liked it!

@Pope John Peeps II: Correct. And it wasn't backhanded, it was full frontal contact.

You win this time Ca-na-da. This is one of the few times I will acknowledge your existence.

AHH!! too much cuteness in one place!! *explodes*

Harry Potter books are amazing. The rest of Harry Potter stuff is terrible...

@Go Vols!: Hey, I'm with you. Just letting you know and a heart-click.

@stevewoz: That's pretty funny.

COOL GADGET!!! but what about my poor trees? :( that would deffinitively increase our paper usage

Kotaku, all I have to say - nay, sing is

I'll save you all a headache later on in the game. Put all your stats to lasers or projectiles; anything but melee. There, I just saved you the "Agghhhh, what do you mean I dumped everything on melee, got the best weapon and it is STILL useless."

interesting! i wanna see how it works at home though

@Donuthead: Protection and allowing you to pursuit happiness.

The government owes you nothing. Let me repeat that again: Nothing. You're not entitled to anything. Got that Adam?

I'm hoping for that, plus the same iphone 4 design AND 3g!! :D. Yeah I can't afford an iphone :/

@Ben92: Most likely some sort of standardized test for your field (blagh) which would add to the slew we're already subjected to.

@VeeArrrSix: kobe style* kobe meat isn't sold beyond japan's limits

@Menolly aka Robyn: You're seriously looking at her hair? LOL

@excaliburps: He's the only one not looking at her ass lol

@Manly McBeeferton: or for kakashi!?