If you were a professional photographer, you’d complain about cameras on phones, wouldn’t you?

The body cam video is out: http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/346789056-video

Laugh it up, fuzzball.

You don’t need to edit a single split second to make her look foolish and humiliated.

Even chiropractors? Geez. How low have the standards gone?

Whatever, comrade. Just remember to rewind the VCR tape before returning it.

Not that kind of doctor.

Maybe. But at least I’m not a Russian bot.

Got the DrPH, by the way. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Absolutely. None of us doctors in public health are at all religious.

At what point do we send in the experts? To evaluate Elon, I mean.

Vegas.

You don’t get the show!

“Dad, I’m afraid I’ll never amount to shit,” said one of the poachers when he was a child.

As a doctor (of public health), I can tell you that the glasses are confounders in your statistical regression.

Au contraire. Something came flying out at a high velocity. A very high velocity. Very high.

What Gospel is he reading? The Gospel according to St. Bastard?

Pro tip: If you use the word “bigot” or its derivatives, then you damn better be talking about actual bigotry. Otherwise, you look like a fool.

I was in Seoul, South Korea, a couple of years ago. A man in a metro station was acting weirdly, possibly intoxicated. A group of about ten police officers showed up. One one of them was holding a video camera and recording the process. They surrounded the man and didn’t ask questions or told him to get on the floor…

“Fried Rice Syndrome”? You can’t B. cereus!