Got the DrPH, by the way. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Vegas.

You don’t get the show!

As a doctor (of public health), I can tell you that the glasses are confounders in your statistical regression.

What Gospel is he reading? The Gospel according to St. Bastard?

I was in Seoul, South Korea, a couple of years ago. A man in a metro station was acting weirdly, possibly intoxicated. A group of about ten police officers showed up. One one of them was holding a video camera and recording the process. They surrounded the man and didn’t ask questions or told him to get on the floor…

“Fried Rice Syndrome”? You can’t B. cereus!

Ah.

This? This is it? Not wanting to scare the sh*t out of your kids is the one thing that’s wrong with the world?

What do you mean “that country”?

Which n-word was it? Honest question. Because I grew up in Mexico, calling my darker-skinned cousins “negros” when speaking in Spanish to them. Since living in the US, we’ve changed it to “morenos.” Also, race relations are completely different in Mexico between whites (the rare few who refused to taste the…

I hear that Maradona gets only the purest cocaine, so as to not hurt his health.

It’s alright. You didn’t know. But don’t do it again... And give me back my hat.

Temporal lobe epilepsy. If an episode hit me at the right time in college, before I was diagnosed, a ten page term paper would turn into a dissertation. Once diagnosed, it was easier to manage, but I still get bouts of it that end in very long blog posts.

They also shrunk the font size and reduced the margins... All tricks I learned to make my papers shorter when I had written too much.

Did I read it? Son, I knew about it since February. That wink at the end of my comment was a big hint. So is this: ;-)

Let’s toss a hand grenade into the discussion, shall we?

The influenza virus used in the live attenuated nasal vaccine doesn’t replicate in tissues beyond the relatively cooler parts of the respiratory tract (i.e. the nose). Anything warmer than that will kill it. It was bred that way. Thus, it doesn’t cause disease in healthy nor in the immune compromised. That said,…

Nasal flu vaccine is “Live Attenuated Intranasal Vaccine” LAIV.

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