Anyone who’s listened to Nickelback can answer in the affirmative to this.

There are 7 billion of us on the planet. We had our chance.

Didn’t Bruce Willis get out of that precarious situation with The Gimp! on Pulp Fiction in much the same way?

How else is the kid supposed to react? In Baltimore, the police themselves warn you that you may get killed if you don’t act right with the police: https://medium.com/@EpiRen/in-baltimore-children-are-told-to-respect-the-police-or-risk-being-killed-dbc95c033f22

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Yeah, but where would the conversation go if the answer is “Yes”? (That was my original question. Don’t try to turn it around on me.)

What if I were to say, “Yes”? Where would you go from there with your line of reasoning?

Good. Now, give me back my shirt. You’re stretching it. ;-)

“I’m just acknowledging that it’s an unusual situation to encounter and sometimes people’s brains don’t work so well when they have to deal with new, unfamiliar things.”

Respect.

Why stop at pancakes? ¿Porque no tambien unos pies?

You seem to have missed the part where “the kid” is sans arms. Hence, his feet are his hands. A reasonable person sees a child without arms using his feet and reason, “Good. He’s learning to fend for himself.”

Yeah, but the mushrooms would have been cold by then.

Define “political speech.”

Why didn’t you say that about impeachment and speak that little miracle into existence?!

From the log: “I called Sgt. Jew who responded to the scene.”

Hey! Tennis balls have the good sense to know when they’ve been served.

Frankly, I don’t miss him too much. He and I had a back-and-forth over his claims that HIV infection was “cured” because one person had a bone marrow transplant and didn’t show signs of the infection. Science, in my opinion, is not his strong suit.

I was wondering what Jesus Diaz was up to these days.

Tell us, oh, Wise One. What qualifies you as a woman, exactly? For that matter, what qualifies you as a man?
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