“Formula is people!” my baby screamed at me, I think.

There’s a good episode of the SETI Radio show that debunks all this. There’s a sucker born a minute, I guess.

No, we’re not all in this together.

“It’s like trying to clean peanut butter off a shag carpet with a mop.” - Dan Lebatard

On the plus side, if you do get hookworms, you get relief from your allergies.

Note that he wrote “full stop” and then didn’t fully stop.

You must be so much fun at parties.

Our sun will never go supernova. Please try again.

I’m a stickler for terminology... Bacteria are while bacterium is.

The longest of all cons?

DC tried to jump right into Superman being a superhero, almost in media res... No, we need time for him to develop his humanity, develop the character.

Del Bigtree (yeah, that’s his real name) used to be a producer with The Doctors. He has since moved on to make all sorts of online videos and other social media about the “dangers” of vaccines. He’s compared autistic children to pets and other animals. And he’s chased politicians around to ask nonsensical questions…

Teenagers scare the living sh*t out of me.

I’m from México, too. I don’t know Catholics. Weird, huh?

Yes.

I see what you did there!

Don’t forget anorectal cancer. It’s a pain in the ass.

Obviously. Otherwise, you would have done it correctly.

I was in Atlanta for a conference a few months ago, and I ordered some Mexican food from a local place via UberEats. A woman drove up with my order in a car packed with children. Some of them were not in a car seat, though they probably should be. And the teenager in the passenger side closed up the bag as they were…

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Using incidence numbers with the wrong denominator. I’d flunk you out of a basic epidemiology class.