Thank God someone asked Jesus to do that thing he did.

Not gonna happen. He’s a member of the privileged class, and I’m not even talking about his skin color.

They adhere to the “Word of Faith” movement. In their belief, the people of Houston spoke the hurricane into existence. (Just like you can speak wealth into existence by talking about it.) In their belief, a little girl who was raped and buried alive somehow spoke that into existence.

There’s an annular one coming to the US in a couple of years. Just as phenomenal.

“History has shown us that regions of disenfranchised, intelligent and motivated young men are very very good at resisting tyranny.”

I haven’t read the replies to you, but I’m sure someone must have pointed out that the right to free speech ends at hate speech. Alternatively, your speech is protected from government action, like arrest of fines. So it’s not protected from consequences brought to you by other private individuals.

I’ll be honest that I’ve seen a lot of weird stuff on the internet, but this is the first time I’ve seen an emergency bukkake for pepper spray in the face.

So much for being genetically superior. Dude was out of breath with a short jog.

“Quick, find something, anything, on the victim to make it her fault that she was not car-proof! Maybe she started it? Maybe she scared this Nazi? Was she the size of a tank?” - Breitbart editors, apocryphal.

And I’m always astounded how much some people like to pick fights online and, even when told to f*ck off, they keep at it. It’s almost as if they get some weird kick from arguing online. Would you stop if I told you that, yes, you are correct. That the states don’t fund the federal government (even if they have some…

HAHAHAHAHA! I’d ask you to look me up and then answer that question for yourself, but this is the internet. The great thing about the internet is that I don’t give a crap about you or anything you have to say on any matter.

Mmmm... Nope, bigger bait.

Anti-vaxx level of garbage? You’re gonna need a bigger bait. ;-)

That’s some major league hypocrisy right there, too.

You guys getting together with your editorial board on changing “alt right” to just plain-old “nazi”?

Someone’s busy correcting people on the internets. Slow day?

Funny how it’s “State’s Rights!” this and “States’ Rights!” that... Until they need the states to fund the federal government. Then, it’s all, “Thank you, California, New York, and Washington for your sweet, sweet, Liberal money.”

It depends... When will Trump get so bored that he pushes the button?

You should apply to be editor at Gizmodo. Then you can dicktate what they should write about. Or, you know, be a grown-up and just move on without clicking.

I’m conflicted about this. On the one hand, I want a President that doesn’t embarrass us as a nation — and for the economy to grow so everyone benefits — but I still don’t want him in office because I know it’s not him looking out for our best interests at home and abroad. The people looking out for us are the career…