Trump: I have a tremendous feeling for Mexican-Americans. They are amazing people.

Hey, at least he thought about it for seven hours. I wonder if he prayed about it, too?

Thanks. The wife and I are probably buying a set now.

Thanks. The wife and I are probably buying a set now.

How hot do the handles get?

How hot do the handles get?

Mad props to what women go through each month. Seriously, thank you. I watched this and just had my jaw dropped the whole time.

He seems a little sociopathic, not caring about the consequences of his actions on a personal and societal level. I mean, come on, his wife is one degree of separation away from the woman who needs everything to be on the up-and-up as much as possible to stop an even bigger, fascist psychopath from having access to…

I can’t decide if he’s a punk-ass bitch or a bitch-ass punk.

I feel bad for your rectum.

There’s Carter Lake in Iowa, which is almost completely surrounded by Nebraska. I got a ticket there when I went to get gas on a rental from the Omaha Airport. I thought the cop had made a mistake when he pointed out it was Iowa. I was, like, “I’m in Nebraska. I never crossed the river.”

I’ll be damned. I also found an article from Consumer Reports about this. It’s like a not-so-secret secret, isn’t it?

I get what you mean, but I mean that you can have them and not actually use them. If Samara (or whatever her name is) was to call me on my landline, I’d ignore it. Anyone of importance has my cellphone number.

The adult dose is 0.3mg. So you’d need both the doses in the box for full effect.

They lost me at the land line. No one uses land line phones anymore.

Yeah, Carson has cracked some skulls.

Well, if you are to believe the President, and I know you won’t, he’s been in contact with the Governor, and the Governor and him agreed that it would be too much of a distraction. There are a lot of logistics into POTUS going anywhere, especially a place where there is an ongoing natural disaster. (Bush Jr. was…

Well, if you are to believe the President, and I know you won’t, he’s been in contact with the Governor, and the Governor and him agreed that it would be too much of a distraction. There are a lot of logistics into POTUS going anywhere, especially a place where there is an ongoing natural disaster. (Bush Jr. was…

It’s confirmed, then: They have Taco Bell in Brazil.

Is the opposite true, then? We get hungry if we’re in a nice, warm environment? Maybe some tacos?

Maybe the Liberal Media is hiding his “Join NAMBLA” signs and offering these crude mock-ups instead. You know how they are, those Liberal Media types.

We’re not dating? Because you sure are nagging me to death about this. I made no generalization. I was very specific, to the weight, of the irresponsible gun owner who thinks he’s responsible and who thinks he will hold off the hordes of Mexicans (myself included) encroaching on his neighborhood. You’re the one that…