Nah, man. AIDS is too lenient. He’ll be given free anti-retrovirals. How about, I don’t know, multi-drug resistant syphilis?

Sorry, my dude, your son’s a rapist. It’s not like he didn’t know that if he went ahead and did it he wouldn’t have to pay some consequence to it. Do the crime, pay the consequences. It’s not like he just had to rape her, or someone’s life was on the line if he didn’t do it, or all he knew growing up was rape (did…

He’s probably faking the hand injury, hoping for a friendly call.

Freak out from Trump’s followers in 3... 2... 1...

And I thought it was something about looking a gift llama in the mouth.

And you remind me of something my grandpa used to say to me: “Mijo, si el río suena es porque agua lleva.”

Are they doing that? Like, right this instant?

Your grandma is your dong? Also, you need commas... A lot of them.

I forget the name of this kind of rhetorical fallacy, whereby you think that everyone should be like you because you were able to be like you. It’s as if I walked into my high school and called everyone a lazy ass because I’m in a doctoral program and they’re not, or won’t.

I went to a baseball game and “Cotton Eye Joe” was playing in the background. The video was taken down and I got a warning about copyright infringement. It was a ten year-old video. Seriously, WTF?

Ethan can’t even go to college? Why? Most colleges require that you have a heartbeat and some sort of a body temperature to get in. Whether or not you hack it once you’re there is a whole other thing. But, if he’s able to do these things, why can’t he go to college. And WTF is all this about a bloody revolt? That’s a…

Well, it is Jesus Diaz. He brought us such science-y gems as this: http://gizmodo.com/5839258/this-g…

Remember when they reported that AIDS was cured?

Let’s bottle up those meds and send them to Catholics worldwide!

Hahaha. Good one. You had me going there for a second, thinking that you knew about evolutionary biology. LOL.

So Hillary Clinton is guilty of 4 deaths? Alright. For the sake of argument, let’s say she is. What does that make Pres. Bush (43) and VP Dick Cheney? What does that make Sec. Collin Powell? They sent us to war on made-up (at worst) or misunderstood/mis-analyzed (at best) information, resulting in thousands of deaths.

Could it be that it was written in anticipation of the event, not because it actually happened? I do this all the time with my calendar. I’ll pre-fill what meeting I’ll be doing in a week and who I think will be there. I can always correct it, but it saves me time to do it now. Maybe the projectionist had it written…

Why you no use capital letters? - Sincerely, a Mexican (aka, someone who is spic, but not span)

Too soon. Funny. But too soon.

I am totes bummed out by your harshing of my mellow... Or something.