When even The Bible Answer Man doesn't like "Left Behind" (the books and movies), you know something really stinks.

You would mind? I wouldn't. Or would I. English confuses me. Is minding a good thing?

Any Christian worth their weight in salt would know that the Earth is not 6,000 years old.

Sincerely,

Yeah, why not just send it certified mail? You'd then have a record that they received it.

Next: New infectious disease stats prove vaccines work.

Seriously, why do we need to keep validating the crazies by continuing to give them evidence to the contrary of their wild imaginings?

Down and to the left. Down and to the left. Down and to the left.. Down... And to the left.

"What's the formula for force, again?"
"I dunno."
"Screw it, dump the payload!"

You know what I have never understood about "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer"? It's set two summers after whatever happened in "I Know What You Did Last Summer". So it should be "I Still Know What You Did Two Summers Ago" or something like that.

ESTRADA!

Wait... Estrada?

You owe me a new couch. My brains are splattered all over it from all that there blowing my mind.

Yeah, there's no winners in war, and no one has an ethical leg to stand on. I wish one side would put down their guns and used peaceful resistance a la King instead. That side would win much more than they could ever lose.

Thank you for making me re-live that horror.

Because that works all the time. (It doesn't. Trust me.)

I've seen posts on Gizmodo about AIDS being cured, so...

But can you live a life of proper punctuation?

What is this "Zune"? Please tell me more. I wish to learn about ancient customs and rituals.

Whatever it was, Bill O'Reilly tells us you can't explain it.

I got married. Half the bills, double the income. Then just saved and saved some more from there.

It's Siberia. Make it the Bahamas and I'm all in.

No es lo duro, sino lo tupido.