'Twas a joke.

Why she mad, bro?

I'm yet to master the ability to convey tongue-in-cheekness on comment boards.

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Testy.

Hahaha. Typical. Someone online is making you itch, so let's call for their job/school/etc.

I know, right?

Good! Good!

Meh. Probably.

Yeah, but two days in fly years is like 60 years, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah... Pile on.

It's all in the eye of the beholder, really. One stupid post to you is a witty post I came up with while listening to an online lecture on infectious disease epidemiology.

But are you a fly?

You mean the immune system is more complicated than that?

I am, but mostly because I think.

But is it the kind of exercise with resistance you'd get at 1G? From what I've seen, they use big rubber bands to provide some sort of resistance, but the rest of the body is still in free fall.

No, I understood it. Flies born and raised in outer space were not able to use toll receptor defenses against the fungi.

Imagine that. You sit around, floating in space, not doing much for your physical fitness and you get sick and die.

Just a little bit. No worries, though. Jesus loves me.

What's her name? I'd like to confirm the story. You know me... Always skeptical.

Insert here a joke about all Asian people looking the same to you.