He prefers "El Quesadilla".

Truth!

Wow. So, if I understand Gizmodo's guidelines for headlines correctly, if they had stolen a petri dish, they would have stolen "ingredients for biological warfare"?

It's a common myth that people with mental disability are more prone to violence. It's the biggest talking point from the NRA, to the point that they want a national registry of people with mental health issues. If you look at the evidence, people with mental disability are more likely, by orders of magnitude, to be…

They'll name if "Boing" for the sound it will make as the pilot comes in too hot and bounces off the runway.

Conservation of angular momentum or some physics BS like that. Now, can someone answer my question and tell me about f*cking magnets, how do they work?!

Why is he giving the salute from The Hunger Games movie's rebellion?

They tried it with "The Event" and look how that ended up.

Blah! Eddie Izzard as the final doctor or the whole damn thing is a waste of my time!

I don't give them enough credit to tell what a vaccine is. Immunology is not one of those things you pick up when you're hungry and your town is cratered by bombs.

No, it's not moral relativism. (You like to use that term a lot, don't you?) It's the real thing. From their point of view, we're there to take over and westernize them. We put their young men in prison or kill them. And we use immunization programs to gather intelligence.

Oh, snap.

From your perspective. From their perspective, we're the backwards ass stone age people.

Is my data that tight?

I'm no lawyer, either, but, yeah, there's not malice. It's like when Apple gets spoofed by the MS tablet (whatever it's named... Codex or something?).

I'd like to poke fun at this, because that's how I deal with stuff... But this is too much. I mean, holy crap. Just like that, everything gone? I'm going home and treasuring my family and stuff more tonight.

Magnets? I mean, seriously... Magnets? F*ckin' magnets, how do they work?

The US Government, taking the fun out of dead reckoning for almost 100 years.

Can you imagine a shoot-out, Quentin Tarantino-style, inside a plane?

Indeed. I'd start taking small doses of the hypnotic they're giving to make you pass out, in order to build tolerance. I'd also practice relaxation techniques to make it look like I'm passed out even if they attach sensors to me.