Sounds to me like you need to forget about iOS and go/keep BlackBerrry. This is obviously a mission-critical feature that you need.

Did the math... Probability of one word in English is 1/171,400 (approximate), or 0.000005834. Approximate probability of one word in French is 1/43,000, or 0.000023256. Using the multiplication rule, the probability of "YOU" being followed by "RETARD" is 1.36x10^-10. Yes, it's very small. (Unless the words are not…

Yes, random chance. Get over it.

"in case you want to unlock your phone with your pinky because you are an asshole"

Or, you know, we're holding something with the other fingers and the pinky, being the weakest one of the bunch, is left free to reach over and open the goddamn phone.

God, he's been on about that for years... If we all have our own special hell, his is one where things are ever-oh-so-slightly off ce nter.

No fingers, no problem.

Who's selling you slaves? Or did you intend to call us slaves but, in a frenzy of conspiracy nuttery, forgot to put in the comma?

Did you randomly pick out the phrase "furrie porn collection," or do I know you?

Brain eating AMOEBA. @N_fowleri (on Twitter, check it out) doesn't like to be confused with mere bacteria.

Everyone wants to go to medical school, no one wants to work to get there.

Why do I even read comments on stories about Apple/iOS anymore? It's all "blah, blah, blah, screen size" or "blah, blah, Android, blah, cup of tea, dear, blah, blah, blah" or "it no workies because Android!" or "I could do much better because I blah, blah, Android."

Insert comment here about one of the following:

Me too, and it took me several days to stop feeling "the motion of the ocean" once I was back home. Driving home from the airport was a trip... Heck, walking from my seat to the restroom on the plane was a trip. While I was waiting for the restroom to be unoccupied, I was standing in the galley area of the plane. I…

They lost me at "fourth-degree burns" to 80% of his body and survives? Thanks, but I like more sci in my fi and less fi in my sci.

See that stuff all over the table, in the upholstery of the living room couch, and all over the carpet and walls? Well, scoop it up and put it back in my head 'cause my mind's been blown!

It's been around longer than a millenium.

http://www.historyofvaccines.org/content/timeli…

If Dropbox can do it, can't Apple?

Acupuncture. That's all I have to say. Acupuncture.

Dammit. And here I got all my financial advice from him as well.

Is that the banana? Can we get Reddit on the case?