I see what you did there.

Whoa, there! Jesus Christ, take a chill pill. It was a joke. (No, it wasn't.)

Tim Curry it is not.

For when you don't want to make contact with the riffraff.

This eye is going it's own way.

Immoral, yes. Unethical, no.

Jake G is a jerk. I was in Toronto a couple of years ago and really had to pee. All the stores and the mall were closed, but he was there with his crew and his big, huge RV home, and he didn't let me use the bathroom. I even asked nicely. I had to hold it all the way back to the hotel.

Well, considering that huge chunk of the sun just broke off and is heading toward us...

That's it! We need to get off this rock!

Who'd want to fight for a charred piece of coal floating in space?

You should familiarize yourself with "Physics for Future Presidents." Our fear of nuclear war and even biological attacks is misplaced.

I for one welcome the Detroit Pickpockets.

"God Almighty, who is the handsome son of a bitch reflecting off Buck's glasses?"

Thomas can take solace in the fact that plenty of people much older than him, and some more educated, would have gotten it wrong. That, and he can beat Skyler in a foot race.

The color cases are probably for an ipod touch, while the iPhone 5C will be indeed the next name of what we all expect to be the iPhone 5S.

Will the cat get fired and/or not allowed to post anymore?

For all that mouse knows, breathing liquid is a perfectly normal part of everyday life for a mouse.

If it is Paul Bettany, I predict we'll see him naked at one point.

It this the one?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/His_Wedde…

Really? Please tell me, what doest the First Amendment restrict?