Yes, but only if they were married AND attempting to make a baby that wouldn't be aborted later.

Then you haven't seen a Santorum sex tape.

You sound like [insert celebrity here] talking about [insert technology here] before [said technology] became as widespread as it is now.

Fake! Why? Because of the crappy music. I'd take Can't Stop Won't Stop's "Up And Away" instead.

And if one of those bits has one planet that could hold life, it would all be worth it!

Awesome. Thanks!

Audacity is so good, I'd happily pay $10 for it if that would help future development.

The equation must be balanced...

I'm planning to run a marathon later this year... I wonder if I can get through the whole storyline while running 26.2 miles (because 26.3 would be crazy)?

Turn it off, take out the battery, and let her have an expensive paperweight. Or donate the damn thing to a kid who needs it for school. Geez... What a tool!

Doesn't a predator, by definition, have to hunt what it eats? If I just sit on the couch and casually eat whatever comes by, I'm not being much of a predator... Just some sort of a slob.

Judge you? I want to be your friend.

It's progeny did. I mean, we're here, aren't we?

Consider the source, dude. This is a blog about gadgets. What's more gadgety than a volc... Oh... Wait.

Well, if it's caveman-approved, I'm all for it... Just for kicks, what's the name of it?

Judging by the comments below (and surely above), we're going to get this long post from Jesus or someone titled "Readers, we need to talk" again...

Bring it, Mahmood!

See FlyingAvocado's comment above. #sheesh

Ah, yes. That's more like it, actually.

It's like teaching a kid not to drink by making them sick drunk... Isn't it?