Just give us a fucking phone/tablet mount. It saves you money, it saves us inconvenience, it’s a win-win all around.

United executives:

God forbid they take that money and, I don’t know, give us more space? The money could help cover the “loss” from selling fewer seats.

You are in luck!

Once a base is established, people would be able to launch small payloads into lunar orbit with some sort of maglev/railgun. Would instantly solve the issue of kicking up dust for getting of the moon at least.

maybe they’ll become a landlord

Yeah, my wife has a service that does criminal background checks (she uses it to check up on potential dog adopters.) When she first got it, she was messing around and started checking the owners of a couple used car dealerships in town. All of this is public records by the way.

I would donate $10 a day to not come back to the office.

It would make me more entertained than watching a Zach Snyder “movie” (how many plots does he have to full-on steal from comics before we think he might NOT HAVE AN ORIGINAL IDEA IN HIS HEAD.)

I mean, Seven Samurai + Star Wars is just Battle Beyond the Stars, isn’t it?

One of the first priorities for any Moon base will be to create a hardened launch pad with flame trenches, so they can land rockets without kicking up tons of dust (although I think Blue Origin and Starship will try and minimize this with rockets angled away from parallel with the spacecraft near the top of it).

Weirdly enough, I sometimes think Snyder would be the right guy to pull off a Hyperion movie. (And not just because the author is Frank Miller levels of right-wing flakey.)

Look at what happens when one cop tries to be good and do the right thing - you see an entire wave of bad cops (and their “unions”) come crashing down on top of him. This person became an officer of the law for all the right reason instead of to bully and take advantage of the power, apparently like a majority of the…

For shame, Snide! That’s Mike’s butch suit! Can’t you feel the manliness reaching through the screen? Particularly when he looks at Mother every five seconds to make sure he’s doing it right.

Alkaline water MAY benefit people who have heartburn and/or acid reflux, but then again, you can just add a very small amount of baking soda to regular water and save yourself a buttload of money.

Even before that... Your mouth and throat also have their own pHs for their own digestive purposes. Alkaline water is a total scam.

The coldness still deadens the flavor somewhat.

Don’t see that much lately, maybe because candidates just refuse offers from outlets that don’t align with them politically. 

Have a lemon wedge/juice in your alkaline water. It will really help 🤣 (joke)

School buses pretty much are the poster child for electricfication. Don’t need to go fast, lots of start-stop trips, reasonably low mileage per day (depending on area served), huge platform for battery, long downtimes for charging (pickup/drop off in the morning, go back to lot to charge, pickup/drop off again in…